When I first started working as an exotic dancer, the house mom backstage at the stripclub always used to tell me, Remember, Maria, a pose is worth a thousand strokes! Maybe in your case, two thousand! Just always remember to pose your body onstage in a way that gives the guys time to REALLY MEMORIZE IT, like you're giving them a mental picture to take home, she said. With legs like yours, dear, all you have to do is give them ten to fifteen seconds of a pose, so they can give you a good long stare that'll bring em about a thousand strokes worth of fantasies on their naughty little dickies when they go home at night!
